01. I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER
Summation: Since John Hughes passed away after this film was released, he wasn't rolling over in his grave so much as sent to it.
02. THE BOX
Summation: Uwe Boll might have been de-throned. Give this man his crown!
03. THE UNBORN
Summation: Talk about a movie that should have been 'unmade'. Gary Oldman deserves an Oscar just for being in here and not walking off set.
04. KILLSHOT
Summation: When it takes three years to bring a film to distribution, you can bet there's usually something critically wrong with it.
05. THE FINAL DESTINATION
Summation: The only thing 3-D about this film is how Dumb Dumb Dumb it is. The worst use of 3-D in the history of film.
06. BRUNO
Summation: A series of regular people confronted with the most ridiculous homosexuality imaginable with Bruno acting shocked they would react that way. I would have knocked his fucking head off.
07. TERMINATOR: SALVATION
Summation: McG does not a good "Terminator" film make. Ugly, bad and feeble attempt that should finally kill the franchise.
08. WHAT GOES UP
Summation: A comedy about the Challenger explosion. Need I say more?
09. CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT
Summation: A case of "Harry Potter" meets "Twilight". Audience loses.
10. THE PRIVATES LIVES OF PIPPA LEE
Summation: The most feminist film of the year showing that men are always wrong and assholes and that women have vaginas of power!
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